Tuesday, 23 February 2010

How it all began

The duckie songs started at a pawpawty last year. Grimy Duck had been in a nomming booth all day ("Pay a Buck to Nom the Duck!!!") and had gotten a bit, well, merry from all the niptini-slobber ;) He escaped from the booth and streaked round the pawpawty while Manxington and Sekurity Captain Snick the Dog chased after him. Luckily I was able to catch him as he ran past me, and once we had him under control, I sang him a couple of lullabyes to send him off to dreamland while the effects wore off.

"Go to sleep, go to sleep
Go to sleep, Grimy Duckie
Go to sleep, go to sleep
We will nom on you some more!"

"Rock-a-bye Grimy in Manxington's paws
You've had too much nip and you're showing some flaws
But just go to sleep and snuggle in bed
And Snickers will come to nom on your head!"

And the rest is history...

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Not really a lullaby, but...

Grimy Duck (To the tune of Poker Face by Lady Gaga)

We want to nom him at all the pawpawties, please
Manxie's duckie Grimy, he is quite the little tease
(We love him)
He had too much nip when we nommed his tufty head
And then he ran round streaking til we wrestled him to bed

Miaow miaow miaow miaow
Miaow miaow miaow-miaow miaow-miaow
His nip-filled tum
Makes us want to nom
Miaow miaow miaow miaow
Miaow miaow miaow-miaow miaow-miaow
His nip-filled tum
Makes us want to nom

We can nom
We can nom
Yes we can nom on Grimy Duck
(He's got us hooked on his nip)
We can nom
We can nom
Yes we can nom on Grimy Duck
(He's got us hooked on his nip)

Guh guh guh Grimy Duck
Guh guh Grimy Duck
Guh guh guh Grimy Duck
Guh guh Grimy Duck